What did the 2 say to the 3?

Do you even, bro?

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Why do chicken coops have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they would be called chicken sedans!

What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

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Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Montana?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin!

What did the 3 holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well

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What did one tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate?

Bro, do you even shift?"

How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af