What did the 2 say to the 3?

Do you even, bro?

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Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

What do you call 2 medics?

paramedics

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Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

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What did the donut say to the cop?

Don't taste me, bro !

What did one statue say to the other statue he hadn't seen in a while?

Statue bro?"