Do you even Lyft, bro?
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
None cuz it's already lit af
Buds before suds, bro.
Statue bro?
Bro, mine
Bro, do you even function?
Do you even, bro?
NOICE!!!!
Dont leave me hangin' bro
Statue bro?"
None. They prefer Natural Light.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Bro, do you even shift?"
Nah brah, tadah brah!
Me: "BRO, you were there."
Don't taste me, bro !
he'll be all "Whoa... How'd you know my name, bro "
Gainzville.
Bromate Sorry, just studying my poly atomic ions and thought I was clever. I thought wrong
Because the fine bros would sue.
Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic
Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether
How much do you whey bro
He couldn't pay for Baal
Not even bro.
B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF
Don't glaze me, bro
Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF
Do you even Lyft
A double Gin
He liked Ice Cream before it was cool
Their balls would fall out.
Incontinent
They never stop to ask directions.
I don't know, that's why I was asking you.
One Alpha Fish.
Do you know how to drive this thing "
Nobody. The pigs all jump in.
A boy asks his mom, Why am I black and you're white? She says, Don't even go there. The way that party went, you're lucky you don't bark
3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.
Because they literally can't even.
Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl
So blind people can hate them to
