What did the donut say to the cop?

Don't taste me, bro !

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What do you call a coffee made with frothy milk that tastes like crap?

A farte

What does it taste like to go down on a senior citizen?

Depends.

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What meme do Uber drivers hate?

Do you even Lyft, bro?

What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it?

Bro, do you even function?

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What do you call a midget psychic running from the cops?

A small medium at large!

How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

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What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes

Why does your face look like a donut?

me 30 minutes into dieting