What's the perfect line of work for a lizard?

Re-tail.

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around

Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

What did the windmill say to the windmill engineer?

I'm a big fan of your work

Lizard Jokes More Lizard Jokes

Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction!

What did the lizard get at home depot?

Reptile.