What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

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What is the rapper's favorite bread?

2 Grainz

What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

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What do you call 3 Irish tree surgeons?

Tree fellas

Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

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What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

Why does the addict avoid going to the bank?

Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.

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Which government organization is involved with protecting Area 51?

The C.I.ayy

What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

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What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

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What does the date inside of a wedding ring stand for?

best before...

Where's your wedding ring?

I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."