What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

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What is an ark?

2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high

When is a 2 literally a 6?

When it has metaphor.

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How old was I when I was 3?

me *grabs hammer* *smashes college fund jar*

What does the number 3 have in common with a Tumbler user?

They both can't even.

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What do you call it when a vegetable suffers heart failure?

A hearti*choke*. ... :D

What does a chameleon that can't change color suffer from?

Reptile disfunction

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Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.

Which government organization is involved with protecting Area 51?

The C.I.ayy

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How is a marriage like a hot bath?

A: Once you get used to it it's not so hot.

Why does mom always yell at you?

Me: Marriage is complicated. 4: Is it because you're stupid

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Where's your wedding ring?

I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."

What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.