What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

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Why will the columbine high basket ball team lose the tournament?

Because they lost their 2 best shooters

What do you call 2 polar bears jerking each other off?

Bi-polar

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How do you fit 3 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world.

Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a base 3 joke.

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What do you give to an elephant who suffering from diarrhea?

Space.

How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.

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How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.

What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

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Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart

What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

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What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

Where's your wedding ring?

I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."