What did the Alligator say to the turtle?

Can I bayou a drink?

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How did the scuba-diver pay for his drinks?

With Barnacles (bar nickels)

What do martial artist love to drink?

WATAAA

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What did the snail say when put on top of a turtle?

Weeeeeeeeeeee

How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

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What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?

The spelling and pronunciation.

Why don't call centers hire alligators?

They can't croco-dial the phones.