What did the Alligator say to the turtle?

Can I bayou a drink?

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What tea do footballers drink?

Penaltea!

What do cannibals like to drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.

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What is it called when a turtle is mentally retarded?

What is it called when a turtle is mentally retarded? Reptile disfunction. .

What do you call a turtle without its shell?

Dead.

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What do you get when you cross a child and an alligator?

An alligator.

Which alligator lives in the arctic?

The refridgegator.