What did the Alligator say to the turtle?

Can I bayou a drink?

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What do teenage terrorists drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

How often do I drink Blue Moon?

Once in awhile.

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What is it called when a turtle is mentally retarded?

What is it called when a turtle is mentally retarded? Reptile disfunction. .

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle?

A slowpoke!

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What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

What do you call an alligator trying to start trouble?

An instagator!