Why don't call centers hire alligators?

They can't croco-dial the phones.

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Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

What do you call a guy who always phones people?

Colin.

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

What do recent college graduates and felons have in common?

It takes three to five years before anyone will hire them.

How many James Pattersons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but he'll just hire a ghostwriter to do it for him.

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

What do you call an alligator with a map?

A Navigator.

What is worse than an alligator with toothache ?

A centipede with athlete's foot !

Center Jokes More Center Jokes

What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

Body centered cubic

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.