How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

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What's the alien version of Facebook?

Spacebook. (It's a terrible joke I know).

How do you know when someone smokes weed?

Dont worry, they'll tell you.

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What did the art major say to the law major?

Would you like fries with that "

Who in the organisation likes cats the most?

The purchaser.

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Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.

What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

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Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

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Why did Steve Harvey announce Miss Colombia as the Miss Universe winner?

Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines.

Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe?

Bed