How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

Why couldn't the police solve the case of the flat car battery?

They had no leads.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why is a 77 better than a 69?

Because you get ate more

Who ate all the cookies?

5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What do you call a turtle with an erection?

A slow poke!

What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

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How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

How do you determine the personality of a hot dog?

Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test

Conduct Jokes More Conduct Jokes

What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra?

Tuskanini.

How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!