How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why did the french chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.

Why did the police arrest the sidewalk sidewalk?

It always had some sort of weed on it!

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What is 61 to a blonde?

A: She wants 8 (ate) more.

Why couldn't Batman go fishing?

A: Because Robin ate the worms.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

How did the turtle with no arms and no legs cross the freeway?

Here's a hint: take the F out of Free and take the F out of Way

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

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How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

What is the best way to determine if someone is ticklish?

Give them a "test tickle."

Conduct Jokes More Conduct Jokes

How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"