A Kami.
Wow, white folks are pretty smart. They run sitting down.
None, that's a Mexican's job.
Tsunami
The director of Life of Pi.
Kobe Beef
A Kami-kaze
Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.
Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."
Because he was a kami!