What did the native american say the first time he saw a bicycle?

Wow, white folks are pretty smart. They run sitting down.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What did Sam say to the young Americans?

Guess where this finger's going."

What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's blue, small and sits in a corner?

A baby with its hand in the power socket.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why is there no mexican olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder

Why did the Little Mermaid run away with the fisherman?

He had allure.

Native American Jokes More Native American Jokes

Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

What do you call a love triangle between a white person, a black person and a native american?

Neapolitan.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

Attire.

White Folk Jokes More White Folk Jokes

What did the native american say the first time he saw a bicycle?

Wow, white folks are pretty smart. They run sitting down.

What do you call ten white folks on a bench?

The NBA