What did the native american say the first time he saw a bicycle?

Wow, white folks are pretty smart. They run sitting down.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

Which American president was not guilty?

Lincoln, he was in a cent

What do you call someone who knows one?

American.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Who hurt you?

unless you want to sit through a 13 hour PowerPoint presentation.

Why are none talking in the ladies sauna?

They are sitting on their lips!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder who runs out of protein?

No Whey Jose.

When do doctors get angry?

When they run out of patients.

Native American Jokes More Native American Jokes

What do you call a Native American who graduated from med school?

A doctor, you racist!

Why did the native american hate snow?

It's white and on his land.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed woman on a tricycle?

Attire

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

White Folk Jokes More White Folk Jokes

What do you call ten white folks on a bench?

The NBA

What did the native american say the first time he saw a bicycle?

Wow, white folks are pretty smart. They run sitting down.