Japan Jokes

Why does nobody in Japan use Siri?

Because they can't take it seriousry.

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Why are locksmiths in Japan cooler than the rest of the world's locksmiths?

Because in Japan they're rocksmiths.

Why aren't there any feminists in Japan?

Whale huntings legal

Why doesn't Japan have elections?

I dunno but it's probably the reason for their low birth rates.

Why are there no feminists in Japan?

Because they hunt whales.

How do Mexican dogs say "hello" when in Japan?

Konnichihuahua

Why did they build a shrine to karl marx in Japan?

Because he was a kami!

Why did Bill Cosby go to Japan with a bag of roofies?

He had Jello fever!

Why is the US so much better at the accurate placement of round objects than Japan?

We had two practices in 1945

What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win."

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

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What did Japan say when it heard the US had an atomic bomb?

Did you make that Fermi?

What food guide does a Chicagoan need in Japan?

A Ramen Manual.

What do you call a stock market crash in Japan?

The "My Yen" Apocalypse

Who's Angry in Japan?

The director of Life of Pi.

What's the latest big thing to sweep across Japan?

The ocean.

What do Japan and Shaq have in common?

Kobe Beef

Where do pots go on vacation?

JaPAN! From my 9 year old.

Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan?

Because in Japan, snakes are hebi.

What are rich people called in Japan?

Milyennaires

What did the American call Karl Marx when a shrine was dedicated to him in Japan?

A Kami.

Why does Japan have a high life expectancy?

It is full of anti - occidents

Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

Yeah... Lets blame Sony.

What do they call the Hunger Games in Japan?

Battle Royale with cheese

What is the most popular band in Japan?

Fall Out Boy

What did the tsunami say to Japan?

nothing, it waved. Happy Thursday all.

Which American city did Japan ruin?

Detroit

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What do you call a basketball that rolls off court and deflates?

Out of bounce.

What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball ?

A bouncing baby boa !

Roofy Jokes More Roofy Jokes

What do you call it when you roofy a jello shot?

A Bill Cosby.

What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it?

Forget-me-knots!

Karl Marx Jokes More Karl Marx Jokes

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone

Why can't you use "Beef stew"as a password?

Because it's not stroganoff.

Jello Jokes More Jello Jokes

What do you call the guy who envies his friend's gelatin?

Jello-us

Why do hipsters drink their Jello?

They want to have it before it's cool.

Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

Why do Ethiopians have fly swatters?

To hunt for their food.

Why didn't the Mexican go now hunting?

Because he didn't habanero.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

Why don't snakes have legs?

Because otherwise they'd be lizards.

Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching ?

Because he had his own scales !

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Why did they build a shrine to karl marx in Japan?

Because he was a kami!

Why did the airplane crash into the building?

BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!