Japan Jokes

Why does nobody in Japan use Siri?

Because they can't take it seriousry.

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Why are locksmiths in Japan cooler than the rest of the world's locksmiths?

Because in Japan they're rocksmiths.

Why aren't there any feminists in Japan?

Whale huntings legal

Why doesn't Japan have elections?

I dunno but it's probably the reason for their low birth rates.

Why are there no feminists in Japan?

Because they hunt whales.

How do Mexican dogs say "hello" when in Japan?

Konnichihuahua

Why did they build a shrine to karl marx in Japan?

Because he was a kami!

Why did Bill Cosby go to Japan with a bag of roofies?

He had Jello fever!

Why is the US so much better at the accurate placement of round objects than Japan?

We had two practices in 1945

What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win."

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

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What did Japan say when it heard the US had an atomic bomb?

Did you make that Fermi?

What food guide does a Chicagoan need in Japan?

A Ramen Manual.

What do you call a stock market crash in Japan?

The "My Yen" Apocalypse

Who's Angry in Japan?

The director of Life of Pi.

What's the latest big thing to sweep across Japan?

The ocean.

What do Japan and Shaq have in common?

Kobe Beef

Where do pots go on vacation?

JaPAN! From my 9 year old.

Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan?

Because in Japan, snakes are hebi.

What are rich people called in Japan?

Milyennaires

What did the American call Karl Marx when a shrine was dedicated to him in Japan?

A Kami.

Why does Japan have a high life expectancy?

It is full of anti - occidents

Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

Yeah... Lets blame Sony.

What do they call the Hunger Games in Japan?

Battle Royale with cheese

What is the most popular band in Japan?

Fall Out Boy

What did the tsunami say to Japan?

nothing, it waved. Happy Thursday all.

Which American city did Japan ruin?

Detroit

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Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

Why do arabs use Colgate before going to the airport?

because it provides cavity protection

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He had Jello fever!

What do you call the guy who envies his friend's gelatin?

Jello-us

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

Whopper at BK You hear BK is now selling a black whopper?

They are already cancelling it because it will never work and everyone wants it for free ...... lmao

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Why do Japanese people have slanty eyes?

Atomic bombs are realllllly bright.

What was that ?

John says: "That was an atomic bomb"

Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

Why are Mexicans good at bow hunting?

Because they hav-an-arrow! :D

Why did the Duck flying in the sky get Shot?

Michael J Fox was hunting rabbits.

Locksmith Jokes More Locksmith Jokes

Why are locksmiths in Japan cooler than the rest of the world's locksmiths?

Because in Japan they're rocksmiths.

Who are you and how did you get in here?

I'm a locksmith and I'm a locksmith.

Karl Marx Jokes More Karl Marx Jokes

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

What did the American call Karl Marx when a shrine was dedicated to him in Japan?

A Kami.

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What's the difference between a mechanical and a civil engineer?

One builds weapons and the other build targets.

Why did the Romans build straight roads ?

So their soldiers didn't go around the bend !