What did the anti-vaccer say to her son?

I miss you.

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Why was the London sperm bank so unsuccessful?

The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube.

Why can't the train lady have a baby?

Because she's miss carriaged.

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What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

What is the 25th letter of the alphabet?

The son answers, "Y." "Because I want to know!"