What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What do my dad and Carly Rae Jepsen have in common?

They both said they were just going to the store

What does A&ampW stand for?

Amburgers &amp Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

A: Bison

What did the Oxen say to his son moving out?

Bison

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did the boy say when his dog died?

What did the boy say when his dog died? I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

Where are the raisins today?

A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."

Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

Who do you call about stray cats walking around your yard?

Brian Setzer

How big do you suppose that fence is?

I reckon that fence is around a yard."

Milkshake Jokes More Milkshake Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A milkshake!

What cows give each other when they meet?

A: A milkshake.

Gather Jokes More Gather Jokes

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

Where do Arabians with cowboy hats gather?

Howdy Arabia