Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!
Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it
How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)
Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."
Jose
With a crowbar.
Because the testicles
The
A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!
a milkshake
If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.
Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!
Violint
