What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What are we supposed to do about it?

Dad replies: "I don't know honey, but I think, hitting him would be very wrong."

What has four legs but isn't alive?

The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did MC Hammer name his son?

Arman.

Why do all black people go to heaven?

The Son is attracted to black

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why did the boy die when a car ran over his finger?

His finger was up his nose.

How do you call it when a girl kicks a boy in the groin during the first date?

Premature emasculation.

Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

How big do you suppose that fence is?

I reckon that fence is around a yard."

Milkshake Jokes More Milkshake Jokes

What do you call a cow during an earthquake?

A milkshake

What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A milkshake!

Gather Jokes More Gather Jokes

What's angry, fluffy and destructive and gathers inside stringed instruments?

Violint

What's the difference between GOP voters and polar bears?

Polar bears gather around the ice hole.