What do you call an Asian wearing contacts?

Customization. GET IT CUSTOM EYES ASIAN!!!

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How to tell if you're wearing too much Axe: 1. Are you wearing Axe?

No- Good. Yes- That's too much.

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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How can you instantly blind an Asian person?

put a steering wheel in front of them

What do you call a bunch of Asian bears roaring?

Panda-monium.