Why was the London sperm bank so unsuccessful?

The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube.

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Why are storm troopers so clingy?

Cause no matter where you're at they'll always miss you.

Why was the robot cold?

He was missing his winter gear

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What is your favorite one to two line joke?

Keep em coming boys and gals. This is making my 15 car ride way better!

What did the seamen say to his friend?

It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do a car, a bus, and a family have in common?

The car and the bus both have wheels.

What do you call a teacher that's always late?

Mr. Bus (think about it)

London Jokes More London Jokes

What do you call the inhabitants of London?

Arabs

What is the difference between a girl from London and a Kitkat?

You only get 4 fingers in a Kitkat.

Tube Jokes More Tube Jokes

What do you call a tube with a degree?

A graduated cylinder.

Why was the tank top more gangster than the tube top?

The tube top was strapless.