Why can't the train lady have a baby?

Because she's miss carriaged.

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why are storm troopers so clingy?

Cause no matter where you're at they'll always miss you.

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "

Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch