Why can't the train lady have a baby?

Because she's miss carriaged.

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What are a boyfriend's two most dreaded words?

Missed.

Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub?

Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why can't pencils have babies?

Because they have rubbers on their end.

What's the difference between a sandwich and a baby?

Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.