Why can't the train lady have a baby?

Because she's miss carriaged.

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What do you call a terrorist who's missing an eye?

Him: I give up Me: A terrorst

Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?

A: Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

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What's easier to unload, a truck full of bowling balls or a truck of babies?

The babies of course, you can use a pitchfork!

Why can't pencils have babies?

Because they have rubbers on their end.