What did the Arab say to his goat?

Jihad Me at hello

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What happens when you inject human DNA into a goat?

You get kicked out of the petting zoo.

What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat ?

He had to get a new goat !

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When do Arabs return their library books?

the day they're Dubai.

What do you call an Arab oil baron with Parkinson's?

Sheik Shake

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What did the Jihad name his concession stand?

Allahu Snackbar!"

What did one radical muslim say to the other after a successful day of bombings?

Jihad a chance, and you blew it.