What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance?

Jihad me at hello.

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Why does KFC only sell christian chicken?

Because the muslim ones are on the no-fry list.

Why do Muslims hate Reddit?

Haram be everywhere

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Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

What does a ninja and a muslim woman have in common?

They're both invisible.

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What did one radical muslim say to the other after a successful day of bombings?

Jihad a chance, and you blew it.

What did the Arab say to his goat?

Jihad Me at hello

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What do you say to an alien with two heads?

Hello. Hello.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?

You wave hello!