How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away its brooms.

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Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

Why do Canadian cops not need to wear body cameras?

Because Tim Hortons already has cameras!

What do you call a troublesome Canadian high schooler?

A poutine.

Broom Jokes More Broom Jokes

What do you say to two dust particles making out in the street?

Get a broom, you two.

How do you picture yourself flying on a broom?

A: By witchful thinking.

Pan Jokes More Pan Jokes

How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?

You take away its tiny brooms.

How are bears related to cooking?

The pan... duh

Curl Jokes More Curl Jokes

How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?

You take away its tiny brooms.

Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.