How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away its brooms.

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How can you tell when a Canadian is successful?

He dies in his LA home at 82.

What's the difference between Canadians and Americans?

100 pounds.

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What does a witch do if her broom is stolen ?

She calls the flying squad !

What noise does a witch make when she's flyin around?

BROOM BROOM BROOOOOOOM

Pan Jokes More Pan Jokes

How are bears related to cooking?

The pan... duh

What's a panda's favorite kitchen dish?

A pan....duh

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Which sport is more lame: frisbee, or curling?

Discus

How do hair stylists get in shape?

Curling Iron.