What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry ?

A gooseberry is green !

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What's the difference between a little kid and a lesbian?

A little kid shouldn't run with scissors, a lesbian shouldn't scissor with the runs.

What is the difference between a sociopath and a buddhist?

A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.

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How do you get an elephant out of a Safeway?

You take the ' ' out of ' ', and the ' ' out of ' '.

What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep ?

Trunkquilizers !

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What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry ?

A gooseberry is green !

Why is King Kong big and hairy?

So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.