What did the Asian pirate do when he saw a crowd?

He fry through it!

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Where was the first chicken fried?

In Greece.

How do you like your eggs?

Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?

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What would have happened if asians had committed the attacks of 9/11?

10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion

How do you know a mod of /r/jokes is Asian?

dereted

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Who wants to hear some Symphonies?

crowd goes wild B:I SAID WHO WANTS TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES *crowd goes nuts B:I CANT HEAR YOU!

Why did the crowd riot at the Nickelback concert?

Because they didn't get their nickel back.

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What do Asian pirates say?

ELLLLLLL!!!

What do Asian pirates do?

They fry pranes