Why did Kanye blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What man?

The man with the power." - "What power " - "The power of Hoodoo." - "Who do " - "You do." - "Do what " - "Remind me of a man."

What did the man say when he ran out of clothes?

Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls

What's so good about being a CPU?

Every time you are turned on, you're getting blown.

Bakery Jokes More Bakery Jokes

Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.

What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

Kanye Jokes More Kanye Jokes

What do you say when Kanye West does something that annoys you?

Kanye not.

What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

Flour Jokes More Flour Jokes

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

What kind of flour is independent?

Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat.