What would have happened if asians had committed the attacks of 9/11?

10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion

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What happened to the thick yellow liquid that committed a crime?

It was taken into custardy.

What happened to me?

Snow Doctor: Don't worry you're fine. But... what did you think a snow blower did

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Why did 0.81 recurring die?

Because he was 9/11.

Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.

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What do you call an Asian lady sitting on a fence with no arms or legs?

Pai-Ling

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A lazy panda.

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Why do software developers make the best relationship partners?

because they're not afraid of committing.

What did the samurai do...?

Q: What did the samurai do when he was dishonored by his inability to complete the crossword puzzle? A: He committed ritual sudoku.

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What do you do if you're attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go for the juggler.

Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

they only had one pickup

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Why doesn't Spiderman like rice?

It reminds him of Uncle Ben.

What do you call an Asian Terrorist group?

Rice-is

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What would have happened if asians had committed the attacks of 9/11?

10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion