What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now

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Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

Why don't women need to go to college?

Because it doesn't take four years to learn how to make a sandwich.

What do you call the people who make sandwiches at Subway?

Sub humans.

Club Jokes More Club Jokes

What do physics majors do when they hit the club?

They torque it..

What is the first rule of Womans fight club?

Never tell anyone what are you so mad about

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

Why can't a feminist shoot a gun?

They can't handle the triggers.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What did one sunbathing pig say to another?

I'm bacon.

What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast