What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now

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Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

Where does a guru get his sandwiches?

New Delhi

What do you call a reuben sandwich with a horn?

A rye-nocerous

Club Jokes More Club Jokes

Why did a seal go to the bar?

Because he didn't want to go clubbing.

What do 1% of racist people do?

They are making clubs like the KKK The other 99% are hidden here making bad jokes

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

How do you want to handle your mother in law?

Do you want her incinerated, embalmed or buried -All of them, lets not take any chances

How do senior citizens handle indoor skydiving?

Depends

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What's slimy, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermits finger.

What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?

Kermit The Frog's fingers.