What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now

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Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

Why doesn't anybody like feminist picnics?

Because they never have any sandwiches.

What do you call the people who make sandwiches at Subway?

Sub humans.

Club Jokes More Club Jokes

What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now

How are you baby?

I am in bed and thinking about you ... And you my dear - I am at a club ... And sitting right behind you!!

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

Who'll handle the Guantanamo closing?

Same guys who did Circuit City

What is the best tool for getting a handle on your gambling addiction?

A vice grip.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now