What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

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What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

What happened to the Italian chef when he died?

He .

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What do you get when Italians join ISIS?

Baked Yazidi

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

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How do you help a sick ghost feel better?

Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!

Who do blind kids boo at wrestling events?

John Cena.

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Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

What do you call a ghost that stays out all night?

Afresh air freak.

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What's the difference in the KKK and the Supreme Court?

The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people.

What happens when you scare an old lady?

Depends.

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Why ?

She : For starters I can't handle your silly jokes. He : Hmm okay and for main course

What is the best tool for getting a handle on your gambling addiction?

A vice grip.

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What is a support group for lesbian mathematicians called?

Number Munchers!

What's the name of A support group for transgender superheroes?

The Ex Men.