What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

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What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ?

He bowled long hops !

What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

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Why did the Turkey join the band?

because he had two Drumsticks.

Why did Bill and Ted join Islam?

Because they heard it was radical!

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Why'd you give me ghost shaped candy?

Cuz you my BOO"

What did the pirate's ghost say to his girlfriend?

I love your Boo-ty

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What does a ghost say after a bad joke?

Booo Hahahaha

Why do ghosts like going out?

So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.

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What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

How did Satan turn an unbeliever holy?

He scared the hell out of him.

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How Many Wal-Mart Workers Does it Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

One to screw in the lightbulb, stock four carts of supplies, and handle seventeen simultaneous customers at any one time for five consecutive hours.

Why was Pinocchio acting drunk?

He couldn't handle his lacquer

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What is a support group for lesbian mathematicians called?

Number Munchers!

What's the name of A support group for transgender superheroes?

The Ex Men.