What is the first rule of Womans fight club?

Never tell anyone what are you so mad about

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Why can't you tell when a Pteradactyl goes to the toilet?

Because the P is silent.

How would you tell if the Queen was stoned?

Her Highness will tell you

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other Ilene. What do you cal an Asian woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?

A: Their match wouldn't light.

Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

Club Jokes More Club Jokes

What happened when the Eskimo teens went clubbing?

They got new fur coats.

Why are seals such homebodies?

Because clubbing isn't any fun.

Rule Jokes More Rule Jokes

What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

What famous chiropodist ruled England ?

William the Corn-cutter!