What is the first rule of Womans fight club?

Never tell anyone what are you so mad about

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How do you tell a boy tree from a girl tree?

Boy trees have woodpeckers.

What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue ?

wait for it ... wait for it ...) brucilage !!!!!!!!

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What do women want?

She has been talking nonstop for the last two days.

Why haven't Women landed on the Moon?

Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

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Who'd win if Batman fought Santa?

Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.

What do you call a fight between two dairy products?

A fromage fray.

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Bad at golf?

Join the club.

What did the DJ order from the deli?

A club sandwich with extra beets.

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What do the umpires rule it?

Fowl ball

What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store