What did the bartender say to the angry speaker?

We don't want any treble

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Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

What's the difference between a man and a woman?

A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.

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When the bartender asks you what's in a Ryan Lochte?

Just say "I don't know, make something up"

Why does Jesus and bartenders have so much in common?

Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.