Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Who's there ! Canon ! Canon who ?

Canon open the door then

What does a door and a jar have in common?

They both are ajar.

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What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

Why do dentists only want to be awarded with paper certificates?

They hate plaque buildup.

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Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. "What's the score Gramps?

92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"

What's the best moment of your life?

me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?

HeHe

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Why do Mexicans always install those tiny steering wheels in their cars?

So they can drive with the handcuffs on.

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

Bell Prize Jokes More Bell Prize Jokes

Why did Alexander Graham Bell never receive a nobel prize?

Because it's a "no bell" prize.

What did they give the guy who invented the doorknocker?

A no-bell prize