Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you put elephant in the fridge?

Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.

What food is given to ebola patients?

Pizza because it can be slipped under the door.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted people

Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What was the name of the heaviest man in china?

Won ton

Why has /r/jokes won an environmental award?

Everything gets recycled.

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

Why are quantum physicists the kinkiest of all scientists?

They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)

What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized

Install Jokes More Install Jokes

What's the first thing you install on a new computer?

The operating system

Why do Mexicans always install those tiny steering wheels in their cars?

So they can drive with the handcuffs on.

Bell Prize Jokes More Bell Prize Jokes

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

What award was given to the best knock-knock joke winner?

The No-Bell prize.