Why does Jesus and bartenders have so much in common?

Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.

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Why does Jesus and bartenders have so much in common?

Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.

Why can't Stevie Wonder see his kids?

Because he's black.

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What do you call a guy who refuses to serve people from Finland at his bar?

A man with unfinnished buisness.

What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

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Why does Jesus and bartenders have so much in common?

Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.

What was Jesus' reaction to being crucified?

He was cross.

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What do Jesus and Muhammad have in common?

They both nailed a 2x4.

What do Jesus and your mom have in common?

They both got nailed all night.

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How much for a drink?

The bartender replies, "For you No charge."

How do you pay a bartender?

With bar tender.