What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice 'gnawing' you!

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What did the beaver say when his house burned down?

Damn

Why was the beaver homeless?

He just couldn't give a dam.

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What trees do skeletons like?

S*pine* trees!

What kind of trees watch kids in Mexico?

Baby cedar