What kind of trees watch kids in Mexico?

Baby cedar

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How many Chinese workers does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno. Ask the kids.

What does the kid with no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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Why did the Dalai Lama go to Mexico?

So he can be juan with everything.

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

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How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

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How did they improve the transportation in Harlem?

Moved the trees closer together.

What emotion does a tree feel every spring?

Relief

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What kind of erection does a burn victim get?

Firewood.

What kind of car trouble?

Me: "It doesn't go 200 miles an hour to compensate for my late start."