Why was the beaver homeless?

He just couldn't give a dam.

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What did the beaver say when he found out his new neighbour was a fish?

Cod dam

Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs?

He only had Non-Stick pans.

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What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

What did the fish say when it bumped its head?

Dam.