Why was the beaver homeless?

He just couldn't give a dam.

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What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice 'gnawing' you!

I just watched a documentary about beavers.

It was the best dam show I ever saw

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What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!"

What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam!