What trees do skeletons like?

S*pine* trees!

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Why does the KKK like christmas?

Because it's the one day that they have an excuse to hang coloured balls from trees.

How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

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Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

A: Because it had no guts.