What did the beaver say when his house burned down?

Damn

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How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!"

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Why was the beaver homeless?

He just couldn't give a dam.

Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?

They never want to log off.

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses