What did the beaver say when his house burned down?

Damn

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What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

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What's the worst part about being a beaver?

It's a lot of dam work.

Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?

They never want to log off.

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What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house?

She didn't, it was just an Aleutian.