What did the bed say to the sleepy man?

I want you inside me"

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What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

Why did Snow White go to bed?

She was feeling Sleepy.

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What did Meghan Trainor say when she got mugged?

Please sir, I don't want any treble.

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.