What did the bed say to the sleepy man?

I want you inside me"

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Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

Why don't u share a bed?

cried Baby Bear.

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Why did the blonde feminist want to be cremated when she died?

She thought a traditional burial would be too bio-degrading.

What did the little girl's parents want for Christmas?

A better son.