What did the bed say to the sleepy man?

I want you inside me"

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Who's there ! Bed ! Bed who ?

Bed you can't guess who I am!

What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

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Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

What do you call a blind, mentally handicapped, quadriplegic?

You can call him whatever you want it's not like he's going to get up and do anything about it.