What did the bed say to the sleepy man?

I want you inside me"

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Where can you find Jhene Aiko at Bed Peace?

At bed, blunt, and beyond. Bada tssss. I tried.

Why does the nudist always go to bed early?

Because he never sleeps in much!

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Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates?

They don't want to be ostrich-sized!

Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary