What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between linearly independent vectors and the World Trade Centre?

You can't put a plane through linearly independent vectors

What's the difference between a contradiction and a punchline?

There's no punchline for this joke.

Photo Jokes More Photo Jokes

What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

Why are photos in Latvia always such good quality?

There's no such thing as potato quality there.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..

Camera Jokes More Camera Jokes

Why did the Caucasian gymnast fall off the balance beam while on television?

Because the white balance was off on the camera.

How can we supply that many?

Jesus: *winks at camera*