What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Stephen Harper and Rob Ford?

One likes pipelines, and the other likes pipes lines.

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

Photo Jokes More Photo Jokes

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

Why are photos in Latvia always such good quality?

There's no such thing as potato quality there.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many Meth-Heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to hold the lightbulb and Two to smoke till the room spins!

What pillar doesn't need holding up ?

A caterpillar !

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

Who the hell does that in a sock?

squishes out of the room*

What is long, hard and full of sperm ?

The sock under my bed.

Camera Jokes More Camera Jokes

What do you call a camera with severe mood swings?

A BiPolaroid

What's the best way to ward off ghosts?

To which I replied: "a camera."