What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a coyote and a flea?

One howls on the prairie the other prowls on the hairy.

What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's

Photo Jokes More Photo Jokes

What will they now use on photos for LGBT magazines?

an airbroosh

Why are you showing me photos?

I'm a dog."

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many people from Quebec does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.

How many femenists does it really take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter how many femenists try, they can't change anything. Alternatively, they just hold it up and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

Why did the Golfer feel aladeen about his socks ?

He had a hole in one.

What's white and washes your socks?

Your wife.

Camera Jokes More Camera Jokes

What do you call the camera used for colonoscopys?

A GoProbe.

What does a camera have in common with a condom?

They both capture that special moment.