What did the bishop say to the priest?

It's my turn.

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What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?

A: She turned it over and used the other side.

How do you turn a little boy into a little girl?

With a small loan of a million dollars.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What kind of fun do priests have?

Nun

What do you call a priest giving a long, boring sermon?

An anes-theologist. (close enough)

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Why does the Pope always win at chess?

He has so many Bishops!

Why don't Episcopalians play chess?

They don't know the difference between a bishop and a queen