What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your doorstep?

Mat

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What does a leg do when it gets exasperated?

It thighs.

What do you call a spider with no legs?

A raisin

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How are men like fuses?

Once they're blown, they're useless.

Why do waitresses love serving men in fedoras?

If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.

Doorstep Jokes More Doorstep Jokes

How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep?

You pay for the pizza.