What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

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How do you use a philosophy degree in a professional context?

Why* would you like fries with that

What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call it when a Cat wins a Dogshow?

Cat-has-trophy. Such punny. Much Cringe.

Why do we call dogs, K-9?

because K-10 is for cats.

Claw Jokes More Claw Jokes

What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the inside of her coffin.

What would Hellen Keller be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of the coffin.

Sharpen Jokes More Sharpen Jokes

Why did I carve a heart with me and my boyfriends initials into a tree?

To sharpen the knife

What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.