What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

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How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!

How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

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Why wasn't the cat moving?

It was on paws

What cat purrs more than any other ?

Purrsians !

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What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now?

Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.

What would Marilyn Monroe being doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of her coffin.

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How does a French blacksmith sharpen his blade?

He hon(hon hon)s it.

What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.