What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

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What's up, punk?

Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."

What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

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What has more lives than a cat?

A frog -- it croaks every night.

Who abhors a vacuum more than nature?

A cat.

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What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

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What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

How does a French blacksmith sharpen his blade?

He hon(hon hon)s it.