What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

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What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

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Why don't Hollywood talent agents drink chocolate milk?

Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

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How much do you love kids?

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, how much do you love kids?

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

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What is an Actor?

A man who tries to be everything but himself

Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

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What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!

Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

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What do you do when Ronda says "Not Tonight"?

Kick her out of bed

Why did Oscar Pistorius shoot his girlfriend in the bathroom?

Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door.