Why's the necrophiliac's blow up doll half inflated?

So he can pretend she's decomposing.

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What do you call half a ginger?

George.

What is the capital of the United States?

Half of what it was last week

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Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

Why's the necrophiliac's blow up doll half inflated?

So he can pretend she's decomposing.

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What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave?

Decompose

What's Mozart doing?

decomposing.

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How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

A: Inflate it.

Why's the necrophiliac's blow up doll half inflated?

So he can pretend she's decomposing.