What do you call an egg that cures cancer?

A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.

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What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up

Why should you never order the eggs while in France?

Because they are always uf.

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What do cheese and cancer have in common?

Americans put it everywhere!

How do you describe getting cancer on your resume?

As a real growth opprotunity

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What did the smoked salmon say after it realised it was no longer ill?

I'm cured!"

How to cure affluenza?

Introduce him to Warhammer.

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Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

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Who wrote it?

Major Bumsore

What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

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Where do pots go on vacation?

JaPAN! From my 9 year old.

What do you call an egg that cures cancer?

A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.

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What do you call an egg that cures cancer?

A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.

What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS?

They both hate the French press

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What do you call an egg that cures cancer?

A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.