What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!

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Why is it never hot in churches?

Because it's prayer conditioned. I'll leave now....

What do you get when you leave a dog inside a car when it's 100 degrees outside?

A hot dog.

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What did the blind, deaf, mute girl get for Christmas??

Cancer.

How did the clock get cancer?

Second-hand smoke!

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Why are we running so fast?

asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"

What do you call a tear in the American flag?

An old glory hole.

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Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)

How the fight started Wife : Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.

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Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

Why are art contests so disappointing?

They always end in a draw

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Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?

snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an ...

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common?

Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess

Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don't work out.

Fortune Jokes More Fortune Jokes

What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!

Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?