What's the difference between cancer and black people?

Cancer got Jobs.

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What is the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!". The other says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!".

What's the difference between Botox and Borax?

Two letters.

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What kind of cancer always stands by the government?

Pro-state cancer.

What does 9/11 and cancer have in common?

They were both inside Jobs

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Why are black people like sperm?

Only one in a million actually works.

What's the same about nail care and black people?

They're both manicures

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Why did the concrete fail at its job?

It couldn't take the shear stress

What do you call someone who can't find a job?

A Psych major. (Pls list your own response - if you're awake and in America at this time, you should have a pretty good one). Thanks.