What happens when Lucy starts using 100% of her brain?

She's almost as smart as a man.

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What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

What happened when the orange slept with the dirty lemon?

He got lemonaids.

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What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

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Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

abDUCT tape

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Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

Why is there only women's studies in college, but not men's?

Because we call men's studies history.

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What happens when Lucy starts using 100% of her brain?

She's almost as smart as a man.

What is the difference between Ellen Pao her brain and Aids?

Aids develops itself

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How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....

Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)

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What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe?

It's Narnia business.

What do you call a woman with six kids?

Lucy