Why did the girl cry on the swing?

She has cancer

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why are you crying Ted ?

asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

Why did the mummy cry himself to sleep every night?

Because he was empty inside.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the blind, innocent, sweet, paraplegic 7 year old boy get for his birthday?

Cancer.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Whats the best way to get over a girl?

Get under another one

How far have you gone with a girl?

I went to Canada with my mum once"

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.