Why did the girl cry on the swing?

She has cancer

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Who's there Boo!! Boo who?

Don't cry, it's only a joke

Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What is the difference between my dad and cancer?

Cancer came back

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, amputee kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.

What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did Sarah fall off the swing?

because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) ...not Sarah.

What do you call a bear that swings both ways?

Bi-polar