Why did the girl cry on the swing?

She has cancer

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

Why is the peanut crying?

Because he couldn't handle his roast

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What did the blind paraplegic child get for Christmas?

Cancer. Happy new years folks!

What if the Bad News Bears literally gave you bad news?

Bear 1: You're adopted Bear 2: The cancer is terminal Bear 3: This tweet ain't funny

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why is AIDS cooler than Forrest Gump?

Because AIDS gets the girl

How far have you gone with a girl?

I went to Canada with my mum once"

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did Mary fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock! (Who's there ) Well, it ain't Mary.

Why did the baby fall off the swing?

It had no arms.