What did the blind, innocent, sweet, paraplegic 7 year old boy get for his birthday?

Cancer.

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What's the difference between feminists and cancer?

Cancer reproduces itself.

What is David Bowie's zodiac sign?

Cancer.

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What does a racist get for their birthday?

KK-cake

What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?

I don't know, she hasn't opened it

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What's the roughest part about being a 7-year-old in Liberia?

The mid-life crisis.

What planet smells the worst?

Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.