What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?

I don't know, she hasn't opened it

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What do you call a smart knife?

Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.

What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

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What's more disgusting than a hickey on a haemorrhoid?

The girl who puts it there.

Why was the girl at starbucks counting her coins in 3's?

Because white girls cant even

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What is the difference between a woman and a forklift?

There is none. In both cases, if you don't have one, you unload by hand.

Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..

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Why do a lot of tech recruiters have herpes?

Because they look for contributors to open sores.

How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

How do Etheopians celebrate their first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave

What did the old man get for his birthday?

Cancer.