What is David Bowie's zodiac sign?

Cancer.

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What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, amputee kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What was David Bowie's last hit?

Probably Morphine

What did David Bowie want for Christmas?

Carrie Fisher.